January 2012
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My Resolution for the New Year
Be more spontaneous.
Why being a girl can suck:
Body: Oh, guess what time of the month it is!
Me: Please, god, no--
Ovaries: ALL SYSTEMS GOOOOOOOO!!!
Brain: I quit. i quit. kittens and cupcakes and no one loves me. oh my god salty snacks i am furious
Me: Please, guys, calm down--
Face: TIME TO RUIN EVERYTHING YOU HAVE EVER LIKED ABOUT ME. I'M GROWING MOUNTAINS, BITCHES.
Brain: And now I'm ugly! shbdksdnksbn
Torso: Time to practice labor. cramp this bitch up. GO GO GO GO GO GO
Me: STOP IT FOR THE LOVE OF GOD!
Stomach: lol clothes cant fit you anymore. you are bloated. you are now a balloooooooon!
Me: I hate you all
Brain: I KNOW EVERYONE HATES ME I AM SO DEPRESSED. we need to procreate.
Face: Lol, i'm not done yet.
Uterus: what did i ever do to deserve this?
Brain: you just wait uterus. they're going to make you hold a baby for like 9 months straight.
Uterus: You mother fuckers.
Torso: CONTRACT!
Me: I quit being female, I am now a llama.
Brain: Me gusta.
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“I don’t know if I can talk about that because this city has kind of grown under...”
– Gunther Cunningham, Lions Defensive Coordinator
I teared up a little reading this.
Playoff Berth on the line tomorrow. Lets Go Lions.
(via michiganandtrumbull)
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DETROIT LIONS ARE IN THE PLAYOFFS!!!
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An Oversimplification of Her Beauty by Terence Nance
http://kck.st/sbYUBK
